Monday, March 11, 2013

BREAK TIME IS OVER!!

OK... my month-long break is OVER OVER OVER...  
it has NOT been good.  In fact... it totally sucks.  
("Sad Slug," by Jamie Fales)

I feel like a slug... 
a sad, depressed little (huge) slug... 
AND I have gained 10 pounds this month.

Yes, you read that correctly:  TEN POUNDS!

I'm sleeping restlessly... 
the man in the chair is bugging me... 
and had a HOT FLASH a few minutes ago!

That's when it dawned on me... 
Apparently, my body is NOT READY to FLY... by ITSELF at least.
I hate this feeling. 
 If I didn't know better, I would think I had clinical depression!

I need to find out WHY, 
and IF we 
really NEED need these breaks, 
because I was doing so well...

I'll try again next year... IF EVER... 
or NEVER

Instead of Feeling like a WOMAN... 
 I am feeling kind of sad... Maudlin... meloncholy... self-pitying... sentimental... 
I need to find the nearest Music Millennium ... are they only in Portland?

Instead of singing Shania Twain, I'm humming the dark side of Joni Mitchell...

I think I'll light some candles... relax in the tub... 
and listen to a little Simon and Garfunkel... 


...but first I need to place my Amberen order... if I can summon up enough energy.
I probably missed the 25% sale... oh bother...

Don't call me... I'm taking a nap...