TRICK or TREAT!

I AM STILL

CRAZY GRANDMA... 

BUT NO LONGER 

GRUMPY GRANDMA!

TRICK OR TREAT EVERYONE!

BE SAFE...

The TRUTH about the Wicked Witch of the West!

Having a grandmother named Dorothy, who was actually born in Kansas,
I have always had a special affinity with this movie...
and finally it all makes sense! 
Bea's Blabber Blogger 
tells the truth about the Wicked Witch of the West! 
According to Bea... she was not really a witch, 
but just a middle age woman going through Menopause!
Makes sense when you look at the evidence...

• She doesn't really have green skin - it is a moisturing body mask for her dry, itchy skin!
• You can't see her facial hair, but it's probably hidden under her green mask - and I'm sure that ugly mole pops out a nice bristly one each month!  
• Her fingernails are dry... brittle and cracked...
• She has feelings of dread... apprehension and doom.
• Irritability and depression - who wouldn't be bitchy having to compete with Dorothy and Glinda?  
• She doesn't seem to sleep at night - menopausal insomnia - why else would she be seeing flying monkeys?
• Hot flashes and night sweats - she just FELT like she was melting!

So hold on tight to 

those Ruby Slippers... 

hang in there...

and follow the

 Yellow Brick Road 

The beautiful Idina Menzel

until you reach the 

other side...  

refreshed and renewed!

Keep your
sense of humor... 
and who knows...
maybe you'll 
end up with that cute scarecrow!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

A year has passed since I began this journey...

if I don't post as often, it's a good thing!

It means My Amberen Adventure 

is on CRUISE CONTROL...

Come ZOOM with me!

Riding Down the Highway!

Pearls Pearls... Glorious Pearls...

I found something COOL (pun intended) I wanted to share... especially for those who are still suffering... 
or who live in a God-Forsaken desert like I do!

I wish I had them while I was working full-time.
We would be sitting in a meeting when I would feel that familiar feeling...
 tingling flush rising from my ankles... building... building... 
until it grew into a circuit board blowout, 
causing me to run like a banshee out of the conference room, 
drenched in sweat, in an uncontrollable, full-blown hot/flash/panic/attack!

My HOT FLASH/FLUSHES are under control - thanks to the Amberen Gods
but I DO live in a desert (not by choice) and could use these five months out of the year... 
Pearls Pearls... Glorious Pearls!  With a twist... 
Check these puppies out!

http://www.hotgirlspearls.com/

They come in assorted lengths and colors (white, pink, gun metal grey)... and are filled with a non-toxic cooling gel.  You keep them in the freezer, and when you  take them out and put them on... AHHHH

Kind of like Menopause Teething Rings!  

GENIUS IDEA!

Amberen should team up with this company,  and maybe give samples with our first full order...  is anyone listening?

I might try the bracelet... 
icy refreshment for your pulse point... 

They also sell this portable cooler to keep in your purse!

I appreciate that they call them HOT GIRL PEARLS
as opposed to HOT WOMEN or HOT LADIES... 

Doesn't the word GIRLS make you feel younger!? 

Hey... who else took Jazzercise back in the 80's?  
I used to used to stick my head and wristbands in the freezer before class... 

Why didn't I market that idea?

I SO wanted to be Olivia Newton John... 

COME ON GIRLS... Order your Amberen and Pearls... 

COOL DOWN and Let's GET PHYSICAL!

Olivia is still darling...  wonder if she takes Amberen?

PS - Hot Girls Pearls is on Facebook Now and is expanding into Bed Bath and Beyooooond!
Good for you Connie!  I adore you!
https://www.facebook.com/HotGirlsPearls