The TRUTH about the Wicked Witch of the West!

Having a grandmother named Dorothy, who was actually born in Kansas,
I have always had a special affinity with this movie...
and finally it all makes sense! 
Bea's Blabber Blogger 
tells the truth about the Wicked Witch of the West! 
According to Bea... she was not really a witch, 
but just a middle age woman going through Menopause!
Makes sense when you look at the evidence...

• She doesn't really have green skin - it is a moisturing body mask for her dry, itchy skin!
• You can't see her facial hair, but it's probably hidden under her green mask - and I'm sure that ugly mole pops out a nice bristly one each month!  
• Her fingernails are dry... brittle and cracked...
• She has feelings of dread... apprehension and doom.
• Irritability and depression - who wouldn't be bitchy having to compete with Dorothy and Glinda?  
• She doesn't seem to sleep at night - menopausal insomnia - why else would she be seeing flying monkeys?
• Hot flashes and night sweats - she just FELT like she was melting!

So hold on tight to 

those Ruby Slippers... 

hang in there...

and follow the

 Yellow Brick Road 

The beautiful Idina Menzel

until you reach the 

other side...  

refreshed and renewed!

Keep your
sense of humor... 
and who knows...
maybe you'll 
end up with that cute scarecrow!