Thursday, January 28, 2016

How do YOU spell RELIEF?

Pills arrived a week ago...
I thought it would take weeks to see a difference again, 
but it was almost immediate this time!


So... I'm still a little MAD... but no longer miserable!

Hot Flashes have subsided... 
mood swings are under control... 
my body was aching for them...



I have friends taking Bio-Identical Hormone treatments, and swear by them.  
They look and feel great, but SO DO I!
The difference is, I am allowing my body to kick ITSELF into gear!  

Thanks again AMBEREN... 

Ahhhh.... I feel sooooo much better!

I stole this photo from an Allergy Relief Page,
but it looks like how I FEEL now!

How do I spell RELIEF?
A.M.B.E.R.E.N.


Call me,



Friday, January 15, 2016

AMBEREN ALERT... They're Baaaaaaaack



Last Saturday I was backstage trying to figure out how to make more "flower heads" for a local children's production of 

I felt hot and grumpy, but blamed it on stress, noise, age, kids, and inadequate ventilation.
In the middle of a bitch session, I realized I was the only one complaining about the heat...

Then it hit me...


How could I not have recognized this?

Maybe because I have been so happily doing what I LOVE... caught up in sewing... surrounded by huggy children... covered in glitter and thread... avoiding the truth... 


 I called the Nurse Hotline and was reminded
"We recommend taking a break every so often, to see if the symptoms return."

So.... I'm accepting the facts... and my shipment is on its way.  
I will be  back on my
Amberen Adventure SOON!



In answer to the questions I asked myself last October:

1.  Will I have to take Amberen Forever?

Who knows... it's a definite possibility.

2.  Will my hot flashes return?

Apparently so... and in FULL FORCE!

3.  Will my skin shrivel up?

Well maybe not shrivel, but I DO feel dryer, kind of itchy...

4.  Will Paps hurt again?

Not sure - and I'm not taking that chance!

5.  Will I become a raving maniac?

YES YES and MORE YES!

My mood swings are swinging in full gear - and I have become... 

Alrighty - BREAK'S OVER - 


RELIEF is on the way and I CAN'T WAIT!!




Enjoy the musical interlude until "they" delete it....

Friday, October 9, 2015

IT'S BEEN A GREAT RIDE... when do I get off?




It's been a great ride... this AMBEREN ADVENTURE I've been on... 
but it might be time to get off.

I'm 61 now, and wonder... 
is it time to quit?
Do I take Amberen forever?
Will my hot flashes come back?
Will my skin shrivel up?
Will Paps hurt again?
Will I become a raving maniac?

ARGH.... somebody tell me what to do!  I thought when menopause was over, all the other stuff would be also... 
then I read this:

The Nurse on the Hot Line said:
"The only way to find out, is to STOP and see how you do."

Argh... been there, done that!

I only have a week's worth of pills left.  
Should I order more to have on hand, just in case?

I will keep you posted...  

In a few weeks weeks I may decide to get another Ticket to Ride!


P.S. Happy 75th Birthday Johnny Boy...




Sunday, February 15, 2015

H.E.P.P.P. - when it's MORE than just a HOT FLASH....

I don't usually share the same information on both of my blogs... 
but I felt this one deserves a DOUBLE DIP...


I hate Valentine's Day - but I LOVE Rosie O'Donnell!

Why do I love her?  She is HONEST - that's why.

Her HBO special was on last night. 
I laughed and cried as she spoke about her  
"Spawn of Satan" teenage children... 
her "Lipstick Lesbian" wife... 
and her latest adventure - a Heart Attack.

The kind of heart attack she had is called 
"THE WIDOW MAKER" - but she survived!

She believes the reason she is ALIVE 
is to use her "public voice" to share this information with us!

She thought she was just having a HOT FLASH... 
we need to help spread this around!!

Watch her whole special when you get a chance... 
Did you know that Heart Attacks kill more women than
ALL CANCERS COMBINED!? 

Here is a clip from "The View" 


Come on - SING WITH ME!

Get H.E.P.P.P!

Hot... Exhausted... Pain - Pale - Puke.... say what?

Thanks Rosie!
Call me...


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Four and a half months later....

Although I HATE Valentine's Day, I DO LOVE the SALES,
$75 for 3 months of AMBEREN - I bought a 6-month supply!  

I forgot how much it helped with EVERYTHING until I was without it for so long... 
but FOUR & a HALF MONTHS?!?
I am unable to CONCENTRATE... My ANXIETY is through the roof... 
I have HOT FLASHES day and night...
My MOODS are SWINGING with a vengeance... have constant HEADACHES...
I DO NOT FEEL LIKE A WOMAN, thank you very much.
and you want to talk about SLEEP issues?


It all boils down to money money money... 
We just didn't have enough to splurge.
Somehow there is always enough for these: 

My AMBEREN shouldn't be considered SPLURGE!  
They are not a casino... or shoes... or yarn... 
they are NECESSARY for my well-being!!!!
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THAT?!!

It's not that I won't be MAD or SAD ever again...
but I will be able to DEAL with it...
Happy V-DAY to ME ME ME!






Thursday, October 3, 2013

She who HESITATES, FLASHES!


Why do we hesitate to spend money on ourselves?
Why do we forget we are WORTH IT?  
I cut my own hair... 
buy over-the-counter hair dye... 
throw a blanket on cat shredded furniture...

Why is it so hard to justify this AMBEREN purchase?  

The MAN IN THE CHAIR spends a GAZILLIION dollars a year on his diabetes... 
and don't get me started on his cigar addiction!!

I need to remind him that AMBEREN is the reason he is still ALIVE!
But I exaggerate... he really doesn't complain about it... I always just ASSUME he will!

Oh shit... was that a HOT FLASH?

Just order the damn pills already!
Then start writing to Obama about a possible Addendum...


Wouldn't THAT be nice!

Call me

Friday, July 5, 2013

PROCRASTINATION

I get busy... go into auto-mode... smooth sailing...
forgethow much Amberen is helping my body DO IT'S THING!
Why do I keep doubting this? 

But yesterday, as I was sorting my pills, my granddaughter asked, 
"Grammy, where are your Red & White, Fourth of July ones?

OH NO... I'm OUT OF AMBEREN!!

Then she adds.... wait for it...
"That explains why you are little bit GRUMPY again!"

WHO ME?  GRUMPY GRAMMY IS BACK?  NO WAY!
How can it be... it's only been... almost 4 weeks!!!  
What happened to JUNE?

I frantically searched my INBOX for the 35% coupon I'd received...
ahhh... there it is, safe and sound, and it EXPIRED LAST NIGHT!

Luckily they honored it... and my 90-day supply is on the way!
Ahhhh... I feel better already!

I knew I was out... just kept forgetting to order more...
PROCRASTINATING as usual...
Why do we DO THAT?
Maybe ELLEN has the answer for us:


HELP IS ON THE WAY GRUMPY GRAMMY!!  

And Please AMBEREN... can you add something to your formula that will help with PROCRASTINATION?

Call me...



Saturday, June 1, 2013

HOT FLASH CENTRAL!

This is a personal blog...not a SPONSORED blog.
Nobody is paying me, reimbursing me, encouraging me...
I am not receiving free products, or getting special discounts!

I will not lie to you... I will not sugar-coat things, 
So here's the truth...
I have been LOVING Amberen... I feel better than I have in years!

My moods have been on an even keel... smooth sailing... 
a Sumi-e art type of calm has invaded my being...

My sluggishness has subsided, 
my energy has returned... 
I feel like STREEPING again!
BUT... HELLO... HOT FLASH CENTRAL!
What the HELL is going on?
I have had a bazillion of them this month!

I live in a desert... but it is not Monsoon season! 
 It's only 13% humidity out there!
I can't open the windows at night, but our air conditioner is working.
There is NO REASON I should be MELTING!

I am just trying to cope... drink more water... take more showers... 
I just have one question for you:

I'll keep you posted!


Sunday, April 21, 2013

Spring Fever

I'm still plugging away... still waiting for that "feel like a woman" feeling to return...

It left quickly, but getting it back is such an uphill climb!
Spring Fever Blahs

I started a double dose today, hoping that will KICK me into gear.

Although I'm not LOSING any weight, at least I've stopped GAINING...jeez 


I was making so much headway... feeling so good... Before my fateful B R E A K.

Now I feel FOGGY... FRUMPY... TIRED... Just kind of  B L A H...


Could this be SPRING FEVER?

Monday, March 11, 2013

BREAK TIME IS OVER!!

OK... my month-long break is OVER OVER OVER...  
it has NOT been good.  In fact... it totally sucks.  
("Sad Slug," by Jamie Fales)

I feel like a slug... 
a sad, depressed little (huge) slug... 
AND I have gained 10 pounds this month.

Yes, you read that correctly:  TEN POUNDS!

I'm sleeping restlessly... 
the man in the chair is bugging me... 
and had a HOT FLASH a few minutes ago!

That's when it dawned on me... 
Apparently, my body is NOT READY to FLY... by ITSELF at least.
I hate this feeling. 
 If I didn't know better, I would think I had clinical depression!

I need to find out WHY, 
and IF we 
really NEED need these breaks, 
because I was doing so well...

I'll try again next year... IF EVER... 
or NEVER

Instead of Feeling like a WOMAN... 
 I am feeling kind of sad... Maudlin... meloncholy... self-pitying... sentimental... 
I need to find the nearest Music Millennium ... are they only in Portland?

Instead of singing Shania Twain, I'm humming the dark side of Joni Mitchell...

I think I'll light some candles... relax in the tub... 
and listen to a little Simon and Garfunkel... 


...but first I need to place my Amberen order... if I can summon up enough energy.
I probably missed the 25% sale... oh bother...

Don't call me... I'm taking a nap...


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Here a study, there a study, everywhere a study, study...

Here a study, there a study, everywhere a study, study...   
Too much meat causes colon cancer... not enough, you lose muscle mass... 
Sugar causes cancer, artificial sweeteners cause cancer... preservatives cause cancer!
My mother grew her own vegetables... walked three miles a day...
 got lots of sleep... drank red wine...
still died of colon cancer!
You can find data to support whatever side of whichever debate you are supporting...
But this one intrigues me...   
In a nutshell, they studied 60,000 women for 10 years.
The ones who suffered from "hot flushes" had less incidents of heart issues later on... 
If this is true - HOT DAMN!!
"Hot flashes will never be enjoyable, 
but perhaps these findings will make them more TOLERABLE!"

I'm on my AMBEREN BREAK now... 
expecting my hot flash friends to return any moment.

This is making me HOPE for them!  
Well sort of... 

I did love the SURGE of energy afterwards - 
I would just STRIP and kick into high gear!

Hate the Hot Flash... 
LOVE the POWER SURGE
If they really come with the benefit of less chance of a heart attack, well.... 
BRING 'EM ON BABY!

I've gained a few pounds on this Amberen "break" of mine... 
I've been told I need to drink more WATER.
Wait... does too much water cause cancer? 
'Don't tell anyone but I'm actually full of pineapple juice'
Drinking too much water can be bad for your health...   
They have GOT to be kidding...

Call me...


Friday, February 8, 2013

Taking a break... I am not afraid!

I have been advised to "take a break" from my beloved Amberen.
Nothing bad has happened... 
  It's because things are going so well!


Amberen's claim to fame, and the reason I chose it to begin with, was to help my body kick itself into gear!  
http://dailyhealthmantra.com/fitness/4-tips-kick-your-energy/
  I started my Amberen Adventure a year and four months ago.
I suppose it's time...

Last Time I took a BREAK - ME NO LIKIE!
 
Hopefully it will be different this time.

I'm
crossing my fingers!

So far so good... 
four whole hours without a hot flash or a tongue lashing... I will keep you posted!

I'm not afraid... 
But maybe the "man in the chair" should be!

I am thankful for the Amberen staff, who patiently discuss things with me, and for a doctor willing to LISTEN!  
Nobody should be ALONE going through this...
Listen to Tommy Boy - YOU ARE NOT ALONE!  





Jeez... 
is it just me...


or does he still look mighty fine...  

Call me...






Thursday, January 10, 2013

Hop on the Amberen Bandwagon!

Had my "Annual" visit last week... 
(Does anyone else wear socks?)
I was VERY nervous, because last year it 
HURT LIKE HELL - 
My body wasn't producing estrogen... hence, 
tears of pain from this usually 
simple procedure.

This year... piece of cake... NO PAIN AT ALL!

"I think it's the Amberen I'm taking." 
Long pause... then my doctor looked up and asked,
"The WHAT?"

I just happened to have the box in my purse.   
She was puzzled by the "Proprietary Compound" - I am trying to get more details.   

In the meantime, I thought I'd share some of the other ingredients with you, my friends...
The full descriptions are all on their website - 
but here is a brief (or not-so-brief) synopsis:

AMMONIUM SUCCINATE:
"The succinate anion is derived from ammonium Succinate and, in this form, penetrates any biological membranes at the fastest rate"

... blah blah blah... The Succinate ANION?  What the heck?  All I see is the last sentence:  "can help the body cope with physical or psycho-emotional stress."



Next, CALCIUM DISUCCINATE:
"Calcium Disuccinate is the source of an easily absorbed calcium, which is vital for regulating myocardial contractility and formation of the bone tissue."

Simple Simon.
Calcium... bone tissue... 




We've all heard of this one, MONOSODIUM L-GLUTAMATE:
"Monosodium L-Glutamate is a salt of an amino acid, and functions as a neurotransmitter."  

Apparently the "L" means it is quite different from that found in Chinese Food!





Amino Acid found in a Comet!
OK... what about GLYCINE:
"Glycine is an amino acid, involved in the processes regulating brain cell activity. In combination with magnesium, it lowers the sensitivity of glutamate receptors and makes brain mitochondrion more resistant to hypoxia, which, in turn, results in the normalization of the psycho-emotional balance in the body."  

We know Amino Acids are essential to life, and found in soybeans but did you know Glycene has been found in outer space!?    


Let's try the next one
MAGNESIUM DISUCCINATE HYDRATE:
"...the source of an easily absorbed magnesium, which is essential for a healthy cardiovascular system."  


It says a few other things, but this is all we need to know:  Essential for Healthy Heart


What's next:
ZINC DIFUMARATE HYDRATE:
"...one of the sources of zinc and fumarate, which play an important role in energy metabolism. Zinc ions are  blah blah blah... until:  "This in turn contributes to the normalization of fat and carbohydrate metabolism and reduces the risk of diabetes."

Sounds good to me!   



Lastly, TOCOPHEROL ACETATE
"Vitamin E (in its form as Tocopherol Acetate) is a fat-soluble, natural antioxidant that prevents lipid peroxidation of cell membranes. Cell organelles and most importantly, the DNA contained in the nucleus, rely on the cell membrane to protect them. Antioxidant properties of tocopherol, supplemented by water-soluble succinate anions, promote the stabilization of membrane structure, as well as generic cell functions."




Tocopherol Acetate... sounds more like a fabric, doesn't it?

Apparently it's a form of Vitamin E... who knew...





All I know is it is WORKING... and my doctor is amazed.  

Maybe the medical community will actually get on the 
AMBEREN BANDWAGON soon!